About Aunty

Aunty is a new senior citizen and loving this phase of her life. Less responsibilities, less fear of being weird, able to do more of the things that I want to do! Older, yes, slower, yes, but life is even more wonderful in my golden years and I look forward to even goldener ones.

Whatcha doing?

2013-04-03_20-26-12Nick Polizzi is the Director at The Sacred Science team.  Aunty forgets how she found them, but it began with watching a documentary that they did in the jungles of Peru, taking 8 very ill people to a healing camp.  No running water, no electricity, bugs and critters, strange rituals, and primitive smashed root and bark meals prepared by people that did not speak their language, at all.  One of the rituals was the smoking of ayahuasca, that Aunty’s numba one, ichiban shiatsu masseuse Dick, of Hikari Shiatsu used to talk about.

Aunty was blown away after watching the hour long documentary.  It was honest, human, and what modern medicine would call miraculous, but in Peru, in the depths of the jungle, was commonplace.

Aunty now has a copy of The Sacred Science (you like borrow?) and also subscribed to Nick’s emails.  He is kinda intense, but in a good way.  Most of the time, Aunty skims through and then files away, but today’s email was special, and worth a shout-out.

He shared advice that a shaman friend gave him, “Don’t let the illusions of your past or future rob you of the infiniteness of your present.”  He also shared a Sanskrit poem by Kalidasa, an Indian poet and playwright from 16 centuries ago:

Look to this day,
for it is life, the very breath of life.
In its brief course lie
all the realities of your existence;
the bliss of growth,
the glory of action,
the splendor of beauty.
For yesterday is only a dream,
and tomorrow is but a vision.
But today, well lived,
makes every yesterday a dream of happiness,
and every tomorrow
a vision of hope.
Look well, therefore, to this day.

Isn’t that pretty awesome?  What will you do with your today?

 

To Lotus, or not to Lotus

2 years ago, Aunty saw a lotus plant for sale at Koolau Farmers.  The flower was huge and simply gorgeous, rising above the water and leaves and smelling wonderful.  It was rather pricey at $75 and Aunty wasn’t ready for it yet.

Last year, Aunty was ready and went to a lotus repotting class at Mulkern Nursery in Waimanalo on a dreary wet Saturday in February with good friend, Bocho.  It was a great class about everything you might want to know about the successful planting of lotus, and a little about water lilies.  At the end we were let loose to choose our own tuber roots for just $10 apiece.  At that price, Aunty got 2 different varieties for $20!

These looked like little potato sausage links.  Lotus is also known as hasu – a staple in Japanese cooking.  I suppose we could eat them after they are harvested in a year or so, but these would not get as fat since these were the ornamental type vs. the food type of lotus/hasu.

Pretty pretty water lilies

Aunty has had her share of different water lilies which sometimes do well, and sometimes do not.  The pretty flowers would bloom and last for weeks at a time, then seem to die off with even the leaves falling off and rotting.  Boohoo boohoo, Aunty would push fertilizer tabs deep in the mucky soil for a couple of months, repot the seemingly dead clumps and hope for new leaves and/or flowers.  No luck.  Algae would grow like crazy and the only happy creatures were the fish that lived in the pots of dirty water.  Sometimes, after months of forgetting and giving up, the water lily plant would perk up and have leaves again!

One of the best lessons that Aunty learned was about fertilizing those seemingly fickle plants.  Both the lotus and water lily go into a long period of dormancy and rest.  During this time, no amount of fertilizer will revive them.  It is during the spring and summer, they arise and become beautiful again.  Thus, we fertilize AFTER the dormant cycle NOT during as Aunty used to do.

Another great lesson learned was about controlling algae.  Algae will overcome water that gets sunlight.  By introducing water plants that cover the surface of the water, such as duckweed (Aunty’s favorite – looks like little little dots that koi fish eat) or leafy floating plants that multiply quickly, the container water does not get sunlight, and algae does not grow.  Hurray!

Let us Lotus

If Aunty had to choose, lotus would be her water plant of choice.  Lotus leaves are like works of art – a complete green circle of radiating veins that sit on the surface of the water or rises on stalks reaching for air.  Water lily leaves are super fragile, and must lie in the water or else they dry up.

Both the water lily and the lotus have beautiful flowers with gradient color petals and showy stamens.  The lotus flower is much larger and dominates, like a queen in full dress.

Much mahalo to Kevin Mulkern of Mulkern Nursery for a wonderful mucky day of discovery and growth.  Next project – a water pond?

 

Good looking and cool = KunkleWorks.com!

open carportFor years, we parked in our driveway with power, telephone, and cable lines overhead across the entire length of the driveway from utility post to a garage that was not usable as a garage.  Being parked in the sun was not great, but it was okay, since we had eclipsesunshades.net retractable windshield covers that helped to keep cars cooler during the day.

However, it was the dang birds’ poop that was not okay.  Sometimes it was small droplets of poop, and sometimes it would be a huge mushy pancake of poop targeting whichever vehicle was in the driveway with pinpoint accuracy, as if the car had a bullseye painted on its roof.

Decades ago, we contacted a local company (was it Skylights Hawaii?) about a really cool looking metal and plexiglass carport that Servco in Mapunapuna had on their lot.  The very large carport was huge, curved, and quite beautiful.  We were given a quote for our small driveway- which was much too high for our budget with very limited options style and installation options.

Recently it seemed like the birds hanging around our driveway multiplied and a competition was on for which bird could plop the biggest pile of poop on the cars.  It got to the point that it was better to park on the street instead of in the driveway.  A desperate call to Skylights Hawaii revealed that the company had been out of business for years.  A google search of “carports Hawaii” pulled up KunkelWorks.com, and a call was put through, and Maggie Kunkle arrived with her measuring tape and brochures.

Aunty liked Maggie, immediately.  She has a charming accent and a spring to her step.  She had leopard print car seat covers and animal print accessories.  That is Aunty’s kind of style – animal print, rrrrooofff!

It took a while to choose the style, color, material and installation method, and with Maggie’s suggestions and Aunty’s pickiness, a unit was agreed upon for a reasonable price ($6,900 + installation cost).  A contract was signed, down payment made, and 2 months later, Aunty had a wonderful beautiful carport that did not take away from the looks of the house, gave glorious subtle shade during the day, and most importantly, foiled those dang birds by taking away their favorite targets, hah!

These carports are imported from Japan, by one of Japan’s largest corporations, Sankyo.  They are of top quality and arrive with everything that is needed, and delivered on site by Maggie’s folks.  Edi Rodrigues is her chief installer, and Aunty highly recommends that Edi is used because he has been putting these up and can read through the plans – that are printed in detail with pictures, and Japanese writing (no Engrish!).

Aunty is super happy with the results.  Our driveway was extended just a bit (installation cost was $4000), the heavy duty aluminum posts were permanently secured in concrete, resulting in a look that is almost invisible.  In fact, Aunty is so happy with the results, Aunty wants to crow (heh heh) about it and will be helping Maggie at this weekend’s “Remodel it Right” show on Friday night and Sunday afternoon by passing out flyers and crowing!  Please come visit Maggie’s KunkelWorks booth and check it out if you are looking to get cool too!

 

 

 

Aunty is prezzed!

2016-01-03_10-06-27Awhile back, Aunty spocked President Obama in a motorcade and this sparked a letter to him, which Aunty sent out to the White House.

It was sent to Washington, DC earlier in the year, and then forgotten.  Since then, a lot has happened and the political coocooness, stock market roller coaster moves, and life changes continue on.

Then, just the other day, a very nondescript pale green envelope came in the mail to Aunty, with the return address of “The White House, Washington, DC 20500”.  Aunty tossed it aside, thinking that it was a pitch by the Democratic party to vote/donate/get involved.

When Aunty finally got around to opening old mail to make sure nothing important was overlooked before trashing, guess who wrote to Aunty in that pale green envelope!?!  It was the President of the United States, thanking Aunty for writing!  And appreciating Aunty’s perspective!

Okay, it wasn’t hand written, and maybe it was just one of those standardized printed on White House stationery responses, but it gave Aunty a thrill and made her day!  So nice, Aunty feels so spaaaacial!

Here’s the letter, scanned and saved:

prez

Eat to starve cancer and obesity

foodlistWhen Aunty was young, which seems eons ago, hardly anyone had cancer.  Now, it seems commonplace, heart breakingly commonplace, and too often – harsh and fatal.  We live in a different time, with different environmental factors as well as different lifestyles, and we need to take charge of our choices before it is too late.

This TED Ed talk by Dr. William Li of the Angiogenesis Foundation explains why and how we can eat common foods to beat cancer and obesity before it becomes symptomatic or a problem.  Please take 20 minutes to view and absorb this valuable lesson.  Meanwhile, please drink green tea, eat broccoli sprouts, tomatoes, garlic, red grapes, strawberries, and other yummy great foods.

 

Kahai Street Kitchen = Yum!!!

Kahai StRemember the old Guri Guri place on the corner of King and Coolidge, then it was HK Drive Inn, then a couple of other places that didn’t make it?  It is located just past First Hawaiian Bank and across the Moiliili softball park.

Well, it is now the Kahai Street Kitchen, and the food is DA BOMB!  Prices are a little higher than regular plate lunches but it is like eating the top chef local food on styrofoam plates.

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A late picture, after eating about half of the plate

Aunty asked a customer about the menu, and what was good.  She didn’t know but she got to sample the Braised Boneless Shortribs and said it was ono, so Aunty ordered that ($12.95) and the Grilled Marinated Chicken Provencal ($9.25), both with tossed greens rather than the traditional mac or potato salad.

O.M.G. both plates were superb!  Cooked to perfection, the shortribs couldn’t fall off the bone because it was boneless, but it was soft and the gravy was French-like, rich and flavorful.  The chicken was strange looking at first with stuff on top.  It looked like it wasn’t going to taste good, but BAM! da buggah was SO good, the white sauce was not too heavy, not too light, but just wonderful.

Aunty took pictures of the menu board and saw even more entrees that tempted – which means, gotta go back!  Maui Potato Chip Crusted Mahimahi, several ono sounding salads, hamburgers, 3 different kind loco moco, sandwiches, local mixed plate combos, something for every taste, from simple to fancy!  They are open Tuesday – Saturday from 10:30 – 7:30, with menu specials that change and tantalize.  Aunty, the takeout queen is SO happy to find this kitchen!

Update:  Aunty went AGAIN to try something else.  Boneless Kalbi Shortribs with Kim Chee ($11.95) – rather sweet, very soft, good quality beef, and Crab Crusted Mahimahi ($13.95) in a delicious white wine cream sauce, topped with plenty real crab mix!  It was really great food, though Aunty has rediscovered that she doesn’t really like crab – or maybe is used to the fake kind.  If you like crab, go for it because you will love it!

The folks there are also SO nice.  Aunty ordered 2 Korean Cobb Salads to go so she can act like she can cook to a gathering tonight, and they packed the hot stuff separate from the green stuff which Aunty will put together on a nice big platter and impress her friends.  All credit goes to Kahai Kitchen, but for just a little while, it will look like Aunty’s creation.

 

 

Take you back

See you this Sunday?

See you this Sunday?

There is a song called the Molokai Slide with the lyrics, “Take me back, (take me back), back to da kine…..” that the following film reminded me of.  Nostalgia for those days gone by when Hawaii was more for real than now.

This was put together by a talented George Mihal (dunno who that is) and is actually color footage from 1959-1960, which is unusual for that time era since we didn’t even have color tv yet!

I kept imagining what I was doing or if I saw that parade or knew of anyone in the crowd.  I must have been 7 or 8 years old, growing up in Palolo and about 8 minutes in, a fantastic little local parade of monks and dressed up little kids and lots of Japanese people congregated for what looks like the grand opening of the new Palolo Hongwanji Temple – was I even there?  Maybe!  Maybe not. But that was kinda neat!

We lived in simpler times.  We did not have the opportunities then that we have now, but still, it was such a wonderful place to grow up with “the tropical moon and the lazy palm trees” and the smiles, the luaus by the sea, mo’ bettah da kine.

When you have about 20 minutes, try watch the video.  Let me know if you spock yourself in it or somebody you know. Some of those Palolo priests were super young looking back then, and now they must be kinda really old.

Please visit Honolulu Aunty at the Collectible Show!

dressIt’s that time of year, and Aunty will have a booth again at the 26th annual Hawaii All-Collectors Show this coming Sunday, July 17, from 10:30 – 5:30.

Last year, KITV interviewed Aunty in her booth.  It was probably because of the hat and outfit – very vintage, very old school, very fun.

Aunty has to figure out how to fix this old cut silk velvet cheongsam (holes and tears) and glue some orange chicken feathers back onto this old hat (from Bailey’s Antiques in Kapahulu), because Aunty will be wearing this for the Show.

The fine folks at the show have a preview page at ukulele.com as well as a downloadable coupon for $1 off the $5 admission pm their show page.  It’s a great place to browse and shop, learn some history, and talk story.

Please visit Aunty in booth 219/142 and say “Aloha, howzit, whatevah!”

Why the Hydro Flask

hydroflaskEVERYbody seems to have a Hydro Flask bottle.  Big ones, little ones, fat ones, skinny ones.  Aunty couldn’t understand what the hype was about and figured that it was just a fad.  Plus, they were rather pricey – $23 for the small ones and $30+ for the bigger ones!

Instead of a Hydro Flask, Aunty had a cute slim aluminum thermos looking bottle with a screw on lid and screw on cup.  This was taken to seminars and outings if water was needed and it served its purpose, though it would leak if it wasn’t upright (gross when it was in Aunty’s handbags) and ice water would cause it to sweat.

Truth to tell, Aunty thought the Hydro Flasks were not very stylish, and the colors were kinda ugly, BUT Aunty’s cool looking thermos was not doing its job and Aunty was getting tired of wet bag interiors.

So, like footwear, function and durability won out over looks, and Aunty bought a slim Hydro Flask that had a screw on cap with a hole for her finger to carry it around, in a zen green color.  It kept cold water cold, without leaking, at all!  Hmmm.  Aunty joined the Hydro Flask movement and the kids thought mom was cool.

After a few months, though, it seemed like the ice cold water would become warm before the day was up.  The youngest kid said to return it and get a new one.  Whaaatttt?  You sure?  Yep, for sure, and it was easy to do by registering and then letting them know wassup with the flask on their website.

Soon after, Aunty received an email from info@hydroflask.com.  This had instructions and a case number for the return.  Aunty carefully packed the zen green Hydro Flask in a box with paper padding after writing the case number on the bottle (with a Sharpie pen) and also requested any color if possible (zen green was not such a great color, in Aunty’s opinion).

Taking it to the post office for mailing, Dwayne (super nice counter clerk at the Kahala post office) weighed the box (over 13 ozs.) and suggested that I ship it without a box, making it much lighter and cheaper to mail.  Good idea, and rather surprising that this could be done!

A few days later, a box arrived for Aunty, with a spanking brand new Hydro Flask bottle, a new screw on cap, and in a nice bright kiwi green color!

Pretty neat, huh!  They have shown excellent customer service backing up an excellent product (kind of like the Apple Store).  Recently Aunty bought a short little silver looking Hydro Flask for cold water sips during the day.  It may not be stylish, but it IS cute!  Why Hydro Flask?  They made a believer and a loyal follower out of Aunty.

Cute funny

Soooo cute! Very rare white lion cubs in the wild in Africa

Soooo cute! Very rare white lion cubs in the wild in Africa

Just for laughs

Teacher: “If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?”
Johnny: “Seven.”
Teacher: “No, listen carefully … If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?”
Johnny: “Seven.”
Teacher: “Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you two apples, and another two apples and another two, how many would you have?”
Johnny: “Six.”
Teacher: “Good. Now if I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?”
Johnny: “Seven!”
Teacher: “Johnny, where in the heck do you get seven from?!”
Johnny: “Because I’ve already got a cat!”

(Aunty:  “Ha ha ha ha Ha!”)