About Aunty

Aunty is a new senior citizen and loving this phase of her life. Less responsibilities, less fear of being weird, able to do more of the things that I want to do! Older, yes, slower, yes, but life is even more wonderful in my golden years and I look forward to even goldener ones.

Lillian the Dancing Queen

Lillian Hirai was one of my favorite people.  Just thinking about her would bring a smile to my lips and a lightness to my step.  We had some fun and crazy times together, and we had the common habit of always getting to high school hungry and late.

She once arrived at school in a coat even though it was a hot and sweltering day because she had dashed out of her house and didn’t have time to change.  During lunch break, she opened up her trench coat to reveal her pink floral pajamas and, with her contagious laugh, had us all rolling on the ground.

I didn’t see her much after high school, and found out that she had moved to Japan.  I always assumed that she had moved there because of the Japan based religion that she belonged to.  I also assumed that she was the high priestess of her church which was known for its dance and song rituals on rooftops.

You see, Lillian was really special – like she knew so much more than we could ever fathom.  When anyone spoke, she would lean in and really listen to what they were saying – as if it was as important to her as it was to the speaker.  This trait of intense listening would cause a slight time warp in her response, so, if someone were telling a joke or funny story, Lillian would still be staring into the person’s face 2 seconds after the punch line, and then would erupt with laughter – later, longer and louder than anyone else.

I was always impressed at how humble and unselfconscious a person she was, especially since she was the priestess and beneficiary of her church, or so I thought.  During her last visit to Hawaii I mentioned her high stature, to which, after a pause and a long stare, she said, “Huh?”

Well, come to find out, she wasn’t a dancing goddess and she didn’t move to Japan because of her religion.  She wasn’t tardy anymore, and she lived a good and decent life earning her wages working as a translator in Japan.  We all had a good laugh about that, Lillian laughing longer and harder than any of us.

That’s what I will always remember about Lillian.  Her laughter – and how she enjoyed life, friends, and the good old days.

Yesterday, when I found out that Lillian had passed away after a massive heart attack in Japan, it just didn’t seem possible.  She was the most alive person I knew.

It is sad to lose a friend.  It’s weird to lose a friend like Lillian – because even though I know she is gone, and the sadness creeps in, the remembrance of her laughter takes over, and I shake my head and smile.

In my memory, she will be forever dancing on rooftops and waving hello to us.  I find it hard to say goodbye when I know that she will never leave our hearts and our fondest memories.

 

The Fat Lady Sang “Ka-ching!”

Well, Aunty finished boothing the Hawaii All-Collectors Show this weekend!  Leading up to it was not as stressful as it usually was – Aunty is wondering if it is possibly because of Protandim taking or if it is just the mellowing with age.  Hmmm.

It also always helps to have best pal Patricia using her magic touch of design and arrangement in the booths as well as her company during the show.  Uncle, daughters and Wandering Wanda also pitched in with loading, setting up, and/or sitting the show.

A most exciting surprise was right across from us – a comic book booth, with one of the premier graders of comic books, Bruce Ellsworth of Maui Comics and Collectibles.  Bruce has been a senior advisor to the Overstreet Comic Book Price Guide for over 33 years, and so, on the second day, Aunty brought one of her boxes of Conan the Barbarian Marvel comics to see what it could be worth.

Aunty loved Conan the Barbarian comics and collected them with a passion as a young adult.  I would go to the Moiliili Library to buy or trade with young boys in order to upgrade and complete my collection.  I am wondering if Barack Obama was there (he would have been a young boy then)  because he also liked Conan the Barbarian comics (or so I read somewhere), and he lived close by.

“Hither came Conan, the Cimmerian, black-haired, sullen-eyed, sword in hand, a thief, a reaver, a slayer, with gigantic melancholies and gigantic mirth, to tread the jeweled thrones of the Earth under his sandalled feet.”

 

Nephew collector David used to tell me about my collection:  “Aunty, Conan is just about the only affordable silver age title” – comparing it to Spiderman, Hulk, Xmen, etc.  That was always a bit disappointing, but he advised keeping them, and so I did, in boxes with archival packaging and stuck them in a out of reach closet area for years, always wishing that I had liked Peter Parker or Dr. Bruce Banner more than the axe welding, long haired, scowling and scantily clad Conan from Cimmeria.

At the show, Bruce confessed that he also liked Conan the Barbarian comics (hurray! a fellow Conan-er) and proceeded to look at Aunty’s Conan the Barbarian #1.  With a jeweler’s loop, Bruce inspected the front cover, spine, back, edges and then said 9.4 – 9.6.  That meant Greek to Aunty, and then discovered it was a grading scale, with 10.0 being the highest and best.

Then, Bruce said that it was the first time he had ever seen a Conan #1 in that fine a condition and that to his knowledge, there was only one other like it, and it had sold at auction for $8,000!!!

Aunty would have done the happy dance right then and there, but refrained due to the nature of my attire (hat, pearls, skirt) and the persona of my booth (classy, refined, antique-y).

Now Aunty is buzzing in her head about the next Conan the Barbarian #1 comic book auction and envisioning Bill Gates, Steve Wozniak, and President Barack Obama in a bidding war for Aunty’s collection of Conan the Barbarian silver age comics in mint condition.  How sweet a vision!  Actually, if any of those bidders would like to contact Aunty directly, Aunty will give the collection to them, in exchange for the privilege and honor of taking a picture with them (Network = Net worth according to JT Foxx).

It was a great weekend.   Aunty is very thankful for the opportunity of meeting old and new friends there as well as the surprises and treasures around every corner and booth at this Show.

I hope Bruce Ellsworth will be there again next year.  If so, Aunty will bust out her mint collection of Howard the Duck to grade and appraise.  Howard is a cigar smoking, opinionated, crass mouthed, horny duck that also fascinated Aunty in the 70’s.  He was Aunty’s kind of duck and one of my favorite titles.

Hopefully the fat lady tunes up her vocals for next year also.

Ross is like dessert

One of the best known discounts to mankind is senior discount Tuesdays at Ross Stores.  Anyone over the age of 55 gets 10% off on all their purchases. (See Aunty’s discount pages for more discounts.)

This past week, Aunty had to kill about an hour of time in Downtown, so I headed over to the Ross Store next to Long’s Drugs near Fort Street Mall.  It seemed almost everything Aunty touched was what Aunty needed or wanted!  Shopper’s delight.  The store was clean, lots of open space, and not at all crowded.

The whipped cream on the jello was a gift card that I had purchased on Cardpool.com.  Aunty found out about his site from pal JW who commented on one of Aunty’s discount pages.  JW wrote: 

One site that has been good is http://www.cardpool.com
Advantages: 1- Great discounts
2- No Fees
3- No expiration date
4- No sales tax
5- Free shipping
6- No age restrictions
Click on “buy gift cards” and all of them appear alphabetically. These cards are like cash so you can take advantage of store sales discounts, along with the card discount. My favorite, using the 20% discounted Ross card on Tuesdays( Senior discount) to get a whopping 30 % off total, along with their normally marked down prices.
This discount card site has been very reliable and fair, so far.

So Aunty’s jello was the senior Tuesday 10% discount, and the whipped cream was the 20% discounted Ross gift card purchased at Cardpool.com!  [Note:  the Ross gift cards are now sold for a discount of 13%.  Not as good as before, but still, a savings especially if using them on senior Tuesdays!]

Aunty now has new duds that were inexpensive to begin with, and got cheaper with age and a discount card.  Very sweet, very sweet indeed!

Happy Independence Day!

What does INDEPENDENCE mean to you?  First thing that pops into Aunty’s mind is a scene from the movie “Independence Day” as Will Smith walks away from his burning jet plane after pulverizing an alien, then shrugs with a cocky lilt to his step.  Heeeee yah!

Next to pop into mind is financial freedom.

What is financial freedom to you?  What if money were no object because you had enough to do whatever it is you want to do – what would you do?

Aunty would make art, play in the garden, and create without having to cook, clean, or be bogged down with chores and responsibilities – except for eating and shopping.

How to get financial freedom?  Many, many, many ways.  All you need to do is to find the way or ways that will do it for you.

2 weeks ago (seems like eons), Aunty posted about NeriumAD and how excited she was – in tempo with the Pointer Sisters.  The excitement is still there – Aunty truly believes this is the ride to independence, with investing as the end game.  Sweet chickens!

No matter what you decide is your ride, a CD enclosed in the Nerium training materials entitled “Building Your Network Marketing Business” by Jim Rohn was SO full of wisdom and great stuff, Aunty just wants to share an insight with you.

Okay, no gagging or bailing out – because this is good stuff.

Profits are better than wages.  This is the single most important and simple law of financial freedom, period.  For Jim, this was a revelation (for Aunty too!)

Jim worked full time in his job, and then started part time in a business (in his case it was network marketing) to make a profit.  His goal was to make as much in profit as he did in wages.  This he achieved in  less than 6 months.  His second goal was to make twice as much in his part time profit venture as he did in wages.  This he did in less than a year.  It was a no-brainer after awhile to quit his job.

Wages make you a living, which is fine.  Profits make you a fortune, which is super and finer.

How would it feel to get up in the morning and realize that you are starting off a new day to make your fortune versus realizing that you are starting off your day to go to work?

Aunty wishes each of you a fortunate and wonderful Independence Day and Life.  Have a cigar (gag gag, cough cough) or kick some alien butt.

Namaste,

Aunty

 

To Your Wealth, Kung Fu Style

Aunty is so thrilled to have one of Kung Fu Girl’s awesome posts here.  Aunty “met” her while cruising on the internet looking for real & good financial advice and wisdom, and I now consider her a dear friend, sight unseen as yet.  Please welcome and enjoy my new young friend with one of her latest posts, and get a taste of her delightful expertise and spot on analysis.  Take it away, KFG!

Here at Kung Fu Finance I endeavor to expose the truth of how wealth-building really works (and how falling prey to hype such as “buy this ONE stock and make 300% in 6 months!” really doesn’t work).

Today is one such occasion, and I would like to expose a dirty little secret of wealth-building…

A few weeks ago I talked about the #1 predictor to your future wealth (your wealth chest or net investible income, commonly referred to as your “savings”) and I specifically discussed why I dislike the word “savings” so much when it’s used to describe that magic and important number — because it focuses on only half of the equation:

What you produce – what you consume = Savings “your wealth chest”
or
Earning – Spending = Savings “your wealth chest”

Now don’t get me wrong—saving is an important part of building wealth. If you spend away every cent you earn, you will quickly find yourself flat broke, or worse, deep in debt (believe me, I’ve been there!).

Learning to “save”, therefore (which really means “not spend”) is a crucial part of basic money management— many famous Hollywood stars have earned millions upon millions of dollars but have still declared bankruptcy because they couldn’t master that skill and instead spent every cent they took in:

Ergo, saving (“the art of not spending”) is very important.

And a million and one websites and resources attempt to show you “how to save”, or more accurately “how to not spend too much money” on the things and experiences you desire (believe me, I’ve perused them all in my pre-accredited-investor life…but more on that in a moment!).

These range from coupon sites to wholesale-membership-type companies like Costco or Sam’s Club to daily deal websites or “Groupons”…there are sites for specific types of people who want to get the best deal on “stuff” (FrugalMom, FrugalDad, MoneySavingMama, etc…) and sites that profess to get you the best deal on money (“zero interest for 6 months!”).

And yes, this “not spending” (e.g. being frugal and “saving”) is vitally important in learning to build wealth and grow your wealth chest.

But, if you look at the inputs to the equation, you can see that spending (or its inverse, “not spending”, so commonly referred to as “saving”) is only half of the equation…it’s only one of the inputs:

Earning – Spending = “your wealth chest”

And this is my beef with calling the net result “savings”, because by calling that magic number “savings”, as is so commonly done around the world, we neglect the other equally important half of the input to the equation:

What you produce (Your “Earnings”)

And I think you’ll agree with me that earning is a pretty important piece of the puzzle!

In fact, it is one of the ways I was able to go from being $10,000 in debt to a bonafide “accredited investor” in under ten years. (I know, it’s not 6 months like the sexy-yet-hype-y hot stock tip I mentioned earlier, but it’s real, and will work for you if you let it!).

This is one of the dirty little secrets of the wealth-building industry (and sadly it’s just one…there are many other dirty little secrets, too): if your spending remains constant, then the more you earn, the more potential you have to build your wealth.

(Duh. It sounds so obvious, right?)

But before you click to close this email and unsubscribe thinking, “I KNEW it! Kung Fu Girl just made millions of dollars per year at some job or business to get out of debt and become wealthy and I’ll never be able to do that!” please hear me out…

That is not the case at all and in fact for several of those years I earned just barely above the poverty line—Kung Fu Guy and I started a business in 2000 called “IdeaWave Systems” and our JOINT revenue our first year was a whopping $50,000 ($25,000 each).

(Now, depending on where you live, this may sound like a decent amount of money…but I assure you, in San Francisco it was NOT. It was barely above the poverty line, which was $27,682 for a single person in 2009 according to the Center for Community Economic Development).

We struggled that first year. (And the next).

We were MASTER cheapskates and could have written the book on “not spending” (saving)—rinsing out plastic baggies and reusing them so we didn’t have to buy more, clipping coupons and eating primarily vegetarian as our grocery budget didn’t allow for steak or salmon or chicken (heck, we barely ate hamburger!), and oh yes, we lived in the ghetto—on 8th and Minna St. affectionately known as “SOMA” (South of Market) which at the time was NOT trendy and cool, not even “up and coming”…just slummy.

We were awakened nightly by riotous street people fighting over abandoned shopping carts and neighbors screaming out of their windows, “Shut up down there!” and the street people shouting back, “No YOU shut up!”. We slept with earplugs and wondered why our parents never came to visit.

We got an A+ in “not spending” that first year…but at most a D- in earning (and that’s being generous). We had so many new skills to learn—as first-time business owners and former engineers we knew how to “do” the work (luckily quite well), but had no idea how to “get” the work.

Marketing? Sales? Not a clue…

It took three long years of consistent execution and under-promising / over-delivering until we built up enough word-of-mouth recommendations to overcome our abysmal lack of marketing and sales expertise, allowing us to finally surpass our pre-business income. Whew.

Though those years were difficult, they were an amazing learning experience.

For in those years, we learned the essence of earning, that crucial second half of the magical wealth equation that is so overlooked by most of society (and all of Wall St.):

Earning = Creating Value for Other People

Because if you hold your spending constant (say you’ve already cut it to the bone and are rinsing out ZipLoc baggies like yours truly…) then the only way to increase your magic number, your wealth chest, is to earn more money.

And the more money you can put into your wealth chest, the more money you will have to invest. It’s that simple (but again, not easy by any means!).

So how on earth do you do that?

This is one of those things that is simple in principle, but extremely difficult in practice…(otherwise we would all be making millions of dollars per year!).

We learned quickly in our business…we earned more money by solving more and more customers’ problems. The more problems we solved, the more value we created for our customers. And the more value we created, the more they paid us.

This is the only true way to earn more money—to create value for other people.

To be clear, customers didn’t care if we made our solutions “fancy” or used the latest slick new programming language or structure to complete their project.

They had one care and one care only—did it solve their problem (for the agreed-upon price that we quoted them)? If it did, and we finished it on time, we had happy customers who were then more than happy to hire us again and tell all of their friends and contacts how wonderful we were, thus giving us that elusive word of mouth marketing.

This is true whether you have a job or a business. In your job, you are working to solve your employer’s problems, and in your business, you are working to solve your customers’ problems.

I wish there was more ink (news, media, etc.) devoted to “how to earn more money” and “how to solve problems” (entrepreneurialism) than there is devoted to “how not to spend money” and “how to be frugal”. While both are important, your earning potential is UNLIMITED, while your “not spending” potential is limited by your basic necessities of life. You have much more opportunity to earn more money than you do to “not spend” money, and yet most people spend hours upon hours clipping coupons and perusing daily deal sites instead of brainstorming how to earn more money and solve people’s problems.

So there you have it…just one more dirty little secret of wealth building!

I encourage you to spend some time this week thinking about how you can earn more money to add to your growing wealth chest! You have so much unique value to share with the world (and be rewarded for!).

To your financial success,

— Kung Fu Girl

Aunty’s note:  Wasn’t that awesome!   Kung Fu Girl has the gift of breaking down complex financial jargon into stuff even a cave aunty can understand!

 

Too cute not to share

WHY GOD MADE MUMS
Answers given by 2nd grade school children to the following questions:

Why did God make mothers?
1. She’s the only one who knows where the sticky tape is.
2. Mostly to clean the house.
3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.

How did God make mothers?
1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
3. God made my Mum just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts.

What ingredients are mothers made of ?
1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.
2. They had to get their start from men’s bones. Then they mostly use string, I think.

Why did God give you your mother and not some other Mum?
1. We’re related.
2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people’s Mums like me.

What kind of little girl was your Mum?
1. My Mum has always been my Mum and none of that other stuff.
2. I don’t know because I wasn’t there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.
3. They say she used to be nice.

What did Mum need to know about Dad before she married him?
1. His last name.
2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?
3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores?

Why did your Mum marry your Dad?
1. My Dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my Mum eats a lot.
2. She got too old to do anything else with him.
3. My Grandma says that Mum didn’t have her thinking cap on.

Who’s the boss at your house?
1. Mum doesn’t want to be boss, but she has to because Dad’s such an idiot.
2. Mum. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.
3. I guess Mum is, but only because she has a lot more to do than Dad.

What’s the difference between Mums & Dads?
1. Mums work at work and work at home and Dads just go to work at work.
2. Mums know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.
3. Dads are taller & stronger, but Mums have all the real power ’cause that’s who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend’s.
4. Mums have magic, they make you feel better without medicine.

What does your Mum do in her spare time?
1. Mothers don’t have spare time.
2. To hear her talk, she pays bills all day long.

What would it take to make your Mum perfect?
1. On the inside she’s already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.
2. You know, her hair. I’d dye it, maybe blue.

If you could change one thing about your Mum, what would it be?
1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I’d get rid of that.
2. I’d make my Mum smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me.
3. I would like her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head.

LOL!

Real Estate through the Eyes of One Who Knows

At Thursday’s Hawaii Real Estate Investors‘ monthly meeting, Peter Savio of Hawaiian Island Homes, Ltd. gave an educational talk about building wealth with real estate.  Peter has been in the business of real estate for 48 years.  He is Hawaii’s expert when it comes to understanding leasehold properties, and has been successful in a number of complicated and near impossible transactions because of his expertise and ability to think creatively, as well as always giving back with good deals.

Peter’s talk was about the 9 wealth creators in real estate.  They are: Continue reading

Wisdom from a man who changes names

Mark Ford (fka Michael Masterson) is a wonderful writer who might have a shady past, or not.  I don’t know and I really don’t care because his articles are usually excellent.  His latest one is about fear.

I do think fear holds us back in order to keep us safe.  However, many times it holds us back from going forward.

Aunty invests.  Is it scary?  You betcha.  But I would do it again and again because it is what will bring us wealth in the long term and when Uncle and I are old(er) and grey(er) we will look back and pat ourselves on the back.

Anywho, here is “Making Friends with Your Financial Fears.”  Read, enjoy, conquer.

Almost like winning free miles!

Who wants almost free miles?

On a recent trip to Los Angeles I had the pleasure of sitting next to a nice gentleman named Jeff who travels a lot on company business. This man was rich with miles. He carried a gold American Express card that pays 3 points per dollar spent, x for airline travel. It costs $125 per year, and he got 50,000 miles for opening the account (he waited for the deal.)

Aunty has the Costco American Express card from which we get an annual rebate check for about $100 which is used at Costco (not sure if I can get points rather than a rebate.)

Jeff is a Hawaiian Miles Pualani Platinum member – which means he flies over 40 flight legs or 40,000 miles per year. Aunty is just a Pualani Gold member with over 20,000 flight miles per year (4 trips to Vegas per year will do it). Aunty loves being Pualani (Heavenly Flower, hah!)

For Aunty, Hawaiian Miles are like gold. (see Aunty’s Travel page.)

What Jeff taught me about his Gold American Express card, other programs, and Hawaiian Miles was better than platinum..

Miles and points from American Express are transferrable to Hawaiian Miles!  Okay, duh, maybe you knew that but Aunty didn’t. What really blew me away was that points on OTHER airlines such as United, American, Delta, etc. are also transferrable! Not sure if a fee is charged for the transfer (note to Aunty: find out about fees, to own self and/or to others.)

Points from hotel chains such as Marriott are also transferrable! Mahalo to Jeff for sharing!

Aunty hasn’t transferred any miles from other airlines yet – but it’s on the gotta do list. Having 4,000 miles with American Airlines and 5,000 miles on United’s mileage isn’t doing any good since Aunty usually travels on Hawaiian Airlines.

If you have had any comments or experiences about transferring your miles, please let Aunty and Aunty’s friends know by commenting below.

Mahalo!