THE best noodles – YOUPO!

(This post is for you, Jenny!)

I used to think that Lam’s Kitchen had the best noodles in town. Located on the corner of Maunakea and N. Pauahi, their noodles are the bomb – freshly made, silky soft and delightful in soup, with gravy topping, or great stir fried.

However, Pal Wandaful is always game for good noodles and I told her about MaybeItsJenny’s recommendation of a true hole-in-the-wall a few blocks away from there that had really good Beef Brisket Lo Mein – Kukui Cafe. Jenny is a true foodie, as is my Pal Wandaful, and so we went and enjoyed their Beef Brisket Lo Mein along with an order of moist and perfectly cooked salt and pepper chicken wings. Really good – and we didn’t have to worry about dishes or cups being dirty because everything was on paper or plastic plates and cups.

Since we were Downtown we stopped in to see the new and much smaller Robyn Buntin Gallery to ask about a new noodle maker they told us about before – Byong byong, or something like that. I lucked out and found an illegal parking space right in front of Robyn’s place and asked what and where the noodle people were and lo and behold – there were the noodle people – right behind my illegally parked car loading up their truck for the Blaisdell Farmers Market!

Talk about food fate! Wandaful and I HAD to check them out and boy are we glad we did. Their name is Youpo Noodles Hawaii and people follow them on instagram: https://www.instagram.com/youponoodleshi/?hl=en. They make Biang Biang Mein (the sound of the noodles stretching).

We had their Cumin Lamb with cabbage, choy sum, bean sprouts, soy & black vinegar ($17), Duck with mustard greens, cabbage, choy sum, bean sprouts, soy & black vinegar ($17), and their Mushroom Tofu with cabbage, choy sum, bean sprouts, soy & black vinegar ($15).

All of them were SOOOOO good! My favorite was the Mushroom Tofu which was quite spicy – but then, I do like spicy. The sauce is indescribable – so I won’t try to describe it. Okay, maybe I will try. Savory, rich, fragrant, sexy. The noodles were unbelievable. Soft yet chewy, thick and frilly, long and continuous. The sauce, toppings and noodles were like a symphony. A masterpiece that has to be eaten fresh.

Youpo Noodles are at Blaisdell on Wednesday afternoons, Kailua Farmers market on Thursday mornings, and the super busy Kakaako Farmers market on Saturday mornings. We going again next Wednesday, right, Wandaful?

Here is a first time iMovie I did with my iphone and posted it on YouTube showing how it is made. That was a rather excruciating process that was also kind of surprisingly easy!

Update: I went again to the Wednesday Farmer’s Market today because I didn’t get to go with Wandaful last week. She cooked up her leftovers with more veggies such as bok choy, which made it less spicy. According to her, it was still good a few days later. Today I ordered the mushroom tofu again – and found out from 2 ladies that were thinking about ordering – that the mushroom tofu had 4 chili peppers – so it is the hottest. Yup, it was, but oh so ono! And like Wandaful, I will save the leftovers (instead of letting my son-in-law eat the rest) and stir fry it another day with veggies. Or, I wonder how it would be in broth like saimin. Maybe next time I’ll see if I can just order plain noodles for my little grandson to try. He will probably love the thick chewy-ness. Such a treat!

Ring and the Neighborhood

I remember the first time I encountered a Ring doorbell. I went to visit my brother in Palolo but no one was home after I went to their front door. Then I had to jump back because my brother’s voice came out of the woodwork and said “Hi! We’re at Costco right now.” and I could hear my sister-in-law laughing in the background because she could see my shocked reaction via the Ring camera.

A few years after that, I decided to buy one for my front door and it has been one of the best techie gadgets ever. It is super easy to install – especially if it is the battery model. My grandson loves to ring it and hear the chimes and I can see whoever is there whether they press the door bell or just pass by. $39 per year will save videos so I can scroll backwards and see who came by (as well as seeing myself going in and out). There are several different models that can be found on the Ring.com website and once you sign up and buy one, you get special deals and discounts (so now I have a second ring for my back door). At first I balked at paying $39/year but it comes out to a bit more than $3/month and being able to scroll back is a wonderful feature vs. only getting live views that are not recorded.

The Neighborhood app

Just the doorbell and video features are great, but what is even niftier is the sister app to Ring called Neighbors. I signed up for notifications about crime, lost animals, community events all within a certain range from where I live. I get notifications about break ins, weird people walking into yards – captured and shared videos posted by other Ring users in my vicinity. There are some unlawful incidents and the perpetrators are caught on camera to alert us and help the police catch them.

Tonight, the Ring Neighborhood app brought home my daughter’s doggie.

Toshi wandered out of the yard around noon because the side gate was left open. Usually he hangs around since he is 14 years old, slow, and deaf but this time I didn’t notice that he was missing until a couple of hours had passed. I drove around and around and then put on my walking shoes after killing my feet with rubber slippers and walked for blocks in the hot sun asking people if they saw a loose dog. I gave up in the evening, called the Humane Society to report a lost dog, posted on Facebook’s Paw Posse Ohana (which takes a few hours to be moderated and approved), and then decided to try the Ring Neighborhood app.

I described the situation and posted pictures of Toshi. The app shows the general vicinity of where I live and immediately I started getting feedback and support from others in my neighborhood, asking what cross streets I lived on, kind sympathetic messages of hope, people saying that they would go driving around, etc. Within 10 minutes, a message showed up with a phone number and that they found Toshi! He was on a leash at a man’s house and when they saw him and asked the man about it, he said he found a dog roaming around on the street, fed him, and was taking him out to poop, hoping someone would show up looking for their dog.

I called the number and was given an address. I zoomed over and found a nice young couple (Tessa and James) in front of their house holding Toshi in their arms. The kindness of strangers. A community of caring individuals. How wonderful is that.

It makes me want to cheer: “I’m from Kaimuki and no one could be prouder. And if you cannot hear me, I’ll yell a little louder! …..”

I love this neighborhood and Ring helps us to be better neighbors. A big mahalo to Ring and its Neighborhood app. It makes me want to cheer for Ring but it’s hard to figure one out for a name that is just one syllable. “Ring! Ring! Ring! Ring!”

Apps that I could not resist

I am a take out queen. It is a terrible admission but that is who and what I am. I KNOW I should be cooking healthy dishes and I do thoroughly enjoy a good home cooked meal (mahalo Wandaful!) but all those preparation logistics such as rinsing and starting the rice pot and defrosting frozen meats make me dizzy. And so, I do take out and fast food.

This month, I downloaded the Zipster app. This is a new app by Zippy’s Restaurants to replace the old one. I had paid my $20 annual dues to be in the Senior discount club saving me 10% on my purchases there but that program was going to be discontinued SO they offered me a refund check of $20 or a credit of $100 if I joined the Zipster app. Of course I opted for the $100 and followed the instructions on their fun “how to” video. So now I have $100 in food credit! My first purchase with the app with be a glazed donut. I love Zippy’s glazed donuts. After any first purchase by September 30, I earn a Zip Pack meal – woohoo, such a deal!

The next app I downloaded was the McDonald’s app. Why? Because I made a bet with a friend and lost. The bet was for lunch and he wanted a Big Mac meal. I hadn’t eaten at McDonalds for decades – other than getting their 99¢ large Coca Cola in drive through. I took a bite of my Big Mac. Surprise! It was delicious! Juicy, with dill pickles and shredded lettuce on a soft bun. Probably totally unhealthy but REALLY tasty and satisfying. (Good for the soul but not for the body.)

So he heard from pal Cookie about the deals on the app. Buy one Big Mac, get one free – and our mutual friend downloaded the app and we kept making Big Mac bets, happily winning or losing, going through the drive through windows and getting 2 Big Macs and our 99¢ Coca Colas. Easy to do – order through the deal through the app and tell the drive through teller the 4 digit code that pops up. We order our sodas after we supply the app codes. Only one deal can be done at a time (so we didn’t order french fries.)

But today, my daughter said the deal is a Big Mac and fries for $4.01. Ayeeyah! So I downloaded the McDonald’s app (very fast) and sure enough – that was the deal today. A thank you for signing up deal is a free large fries expiring on August 31, which I will use in the coming weeks. Yum yum yum.

Guess what I am having for lunch today!

Oldies

I will soon be old enough to collect the maximum amount of Social Security benefits. Seven decades old.

I walk past windows and if there is a mirror, I sometimes see a senior citizen dressed rather nicely and then I realize that it is me in the reflection. Ouch! Am I THAT old woman?

Yep, I am. And I am growing up and learning to accept it and embrace it. Getting older is quite wonderful. The hidden “rules” of youth such as not farting in public are relaxed and we learn to chuckle at those gastric escapes when they occur.

And old songs that we forgot come into our ear space with the wonders of the internet, such as this oldie by The Seekers that brings back penguin feelings that Uncle and I shared, “I’ll Never Find Another You.”

How to fold tea towels

I found this Tik Tok video and it took me a few tries because they make it look easier than it is – but I love it! (More KNF posts soon to come. Aunty is taking a little break of busyness.)

WARNING: the music in the video is really LOUD. I don’t know how to mute it…

FPJ – Fermented Plant Juice, KNF

This is another easy recipe of the Korean Natural Farming formulas. Use vibrant “good” plant stock, i.e. herbal plants that supply good health benefits, or plants that thrive with vigorous plant tops. Some examples are comfrey, purslane (portulaca), watercress, sweet potato leaves, emerging mango leaves (unless allergic to mango), moringa, parsley, etc. Plants that grow in your region work best for your garden.

Pal Cleta came for a visit and saw a weed in my lawn and pointed out that it was a Hawaiian herb called uhaloa that was very good for respiratory problems – and the remedy was to pick 9 leaves and steep as a tea. Who would know that? And another friend had pointed out another weed that is called pakai, a prickly amaranth that is good for stomach disorders, cholesterol, inflammation, skin disorders. These and so many other plants are great candidates for FPJ. I now have a new appreciation for the my weeds.

Drake of KNFsupport.org considers these FPJ formulas as food/medicine not just for plants, but also for humans. He will dilute some in water and drink it. The beauty of KNF is that all these formulas are not just good for plants and soil – they are also good for us.

How to make FPJ

Wake up early – just before the sun rises – and clip the tips of the vigorous growing plant. Do not wash off dirt if present. Only gather one type of plant, i.e. purslane only. Layer in a jar with a wide mouth so you can add brown sugar to cover. Massage the plant material and brown sugar until the leaves begin to wilt. Pack tightly, cover with a permeable lid (paper towel and rubber band), and keep in cool dark place for a few days.

After awhile, the leaves and stems float to the top and a syrupy liquid forms on the bottom. Remove the plant material and strain the liquid into a clean bottle. Do not squeeze the leftover plant material to extract every bit possible. Discard the leaves and stems. Label, seal bottle with a permeable lid, and store in a cool dark place for up to a year.

How to use FPJ

Unlike LAB, this is not used as a stand alone product for plants or soil, but it is part of solutions such as Seed Soak or Plant Maintenance solutions. However, the College of Tropical Agriculture at the University of Hawaii has an info sheet on it, and they use it in a 1:500 or 1:800 dilution (1 or 1 1/2 tsp per gallon of water) as a soil drench or spray. It is best to use each plant’s “juice” on itself, i.e. tomato FPJ on tomato plants. Various different FPJs can be combined while diluting. Have fun making this and watching your plants thrive!

Here is a really good video of Alika Atay showing how he makes FPJ from purslane (portulaca, pig weed). Good stuff!

Genki Balls – KNF related

from GenkiAlaWai.org

Yesterday (Saturday, April 2, 2022), a group of people threw 5,000 “genki balls” into the Ala Wai Canal to clean the waters of sludge and harmful bacteria that have plagued its waters for decades. These genki balls are made of mud, rice bran, molasses, yeast, lactic acid and phototrophic bacteria. These balls release microbes (Korean Natural Farming microorganisms) that oxygenate the bottom soil in the canal, digest sludge, and allows plankton and other natural creatures to multiply that attracts and feed fish.

This was not the first time that these balls were thrown into the Ala Wai. The first was in 2019 by Jefferson Elementary School students on a smaller scale. Less than a year later, the very harmful enterococci bacteria count dropped from 700 to 50, according to data from the state Department of Health.

Genki means “healthy” in Japanese. The Genki Ala Wai Project has a goal of cleaning the canal and making it suitable for swimming and fishing by 2028. It is well on its way to reaching that goal. So far, the area where the first balls were strewn and establishing, fish and birds have returned – and even some turtles.

I find this to be super exciting as it ties in with many of the principles of Korean Natural Farming. Please join me in future posts as I (slooowly) cover the other basic formulas and apply them to my small yard and garden. Next post will be about Fermented Plant Juice (FPJ).

Biochar is like a sponge for the soil

Biochar is charcoal-like organic material such as wood that has been burned in oxygen limited conditions. I found a big bag at Koolau Farms – one cubic foot – for $55! This will probably be the most expensive purchase for me in my journey into Korean Natural Farming (I shall use the abbreviation KNF), and a little will go a long way because I will not use it in the traditional way of adding cups to potted plant soil, but will use it sparingly along with the other formulas of KNF. Its effectiveness in the soil lasts for years and years.

Biochar under a microscope looks like pockets of pocketed caverns. It is very light, porous and can last for thousands of years. Its structure is ideal for storing water, nutrients and housing for microorganisms – the bedrock of Korean Natural Farming. It lets plants grow to their full potential.

It is different from charcoal that you use to grill with because of the way it is made. Instead of releasing carbon into the atmosphere, it is stored as a carbon negative energy. It is easy to make yourself, but not recommended because you could start a neighborhood fire if you are not careful, and probably illegal to do so given our strict county laws.

Biochar is the easiest “ingredient” without any processes, mixing, or waiting, except going to the store and buying it (or having a friend share it with you). Master Cho (originator of KNF) has been teaching and practicing KNF around the world. He took a parcel of land in the Gobi desert in Mongolia and put 4 pieces of biochar and IMO4 per tree planting, and the previously barren area now has trees that can survive the severe habitat of high winds and sparse rainfall.

Here is a TedXHilo talk by Josiah Hunt of Pacific Biochar, a biochar enthusiast. An early goal of his was to save the world and get paid for it.

Stay tuned for more “episodes” on Korean Natural Farming with Aunty!

LAB – Lactic Acid Bacteria in KNF

This one is for Cleta – because she is so nice and interested in the goings on in my garden since I started doing Korean Natural Farming. I first posted about KNF back in January and haven’t posted since. Meanwhile, Cleta came over three times with fish, food, and an unreal quiche that I never knew could taste so good.

LAB is one of the easiest formulas to make, using rice water, milk, and brown sugar. It is called the protector and corrector and used when soil or plants have problems. It is also considered to be like hungry emergency workers so it should not be overused or it can restrict IMOs (Indigenous Micro Organisms – the bedrock of KNF). It increases vitality and resilience of the micro and macro in flora, fauna, and animals. It clears out the bad stuff, brings in oxygen, and decomposes animal waste.

Korean Natural Farming is very simple but also easy to make booboos. My first LAB solution smelled bad and I might have killed some plants with it (by mistake). One of the most common beginner’s errors is to make the solution too strong. More is NOT better, so please use the dilutions recommended even if they seem too wimpy.

Making LAB

Step 1

Start by washing white rice in a rice pot. The first rinse is cloudy and we normally throw this out and keep rinsing several more times. However, to make LAB, pour this cloudy first rinse water into a wide mouth jar and set it on your counter in a cool area. Cover lightly or not at all because you will be collecting lacto out of the air.

Step 2

After one day, check on the rice water by smelling it. It should smell slightly sweet and almost like bread. It takes anywhere from a day to a week (if the weather is cold), and a slight film begins to form on the surface of the liquid and residue on the bottom. Siphon out the liquid part avoiding the sediment on the bottom and put in a clean glass jar with wide mouth. You will only need about 2 cups of liquid. Leave a lot of space in the jar because you will now add milk (any kind of milk) at a ratio of 1:3. The recommended ratio is 1:10 but I don’t like to waste milk so I go with the 3 times rate. To the 2 cups of fermented rice water, add 6 cups of milk. Cover with a paper towel and secure with rubber bands so it can breathe. Leave on your countertop in a cool shady dry area.

Check it every few days. It usually takes about 5 days but it could be more or less. The milk starts to separate from the clear liquid and a curd begins to form on the top part of the solution. It should smell slightly sour, some KNF people say it should smell like an old shoebox.

Step 3, and pau!

Remove the curd/cheese part. This can be fed to dogs, left on plants or made into cheese but I haven’t done any of that. It feels weird, like really firm tofu. Strain the rest of the liquid (I use a coffee filter) into a clean jar. This is whey – which is LAB! It should be stored in the refrigerator and will keep for months (make sure you label it) OR mix the whey with equal parts of brown sugar, stirring in a clockwise direction and thinking happy thoughts. Brown sugar will stabilize the LAB so you don’t have to keep it cold. LAB does need to breathe, so cover with a cloth or paper towel and secure with a rubber band in a cool, dark area along with the rest of the KNF formulas.

Using LAB

Some people swear by drinking this formula – it helps their digestion, great for diarrhea, good for their general health. One ounce in a glass of water does it for them. It has been know to promote a strong immune system and is friendly to mammals (us). It can be used to control smells.

When using it in the garden, LAB must be diluted in a 1:1000 ratio or 1 TBS per gallon of water. It can be used as a soil drench or soil/foliar spray. I use it as a soil drench about a week before I add IMO4 (the bedrock). It helps to correct and ventilate the soil.

LAB can be used anytime from start to growth but do NOT use it before harvesting because it makes the fruit less sweet. It helps to develop the root systems and produces bigger, thicker, shiny leaves.

This really is one of the easiest formulas to make, and even if you don’t try anything else in Korean Natural Farming, I hope you try making this. LAB can be a stand alone great addition for your garden and health regimes.

Here is a video with Chris Trump making LAB. He does it a little differently from me, but same results:

Auld Lang Syne

Auld Lang Syne translates to “old long since” and sung to bid farewell to the old year or old times. A bit late since we are now into mid January, but still deserving of a listen.

Mark Ford aka Michael Masterson sent this in one of his non daily emails that I subscribe to. He is a super intelligent slightly cranky brilliant investor and author that I have been following and sometimes admire. His latest email also featured a movie on Netflix, “The Hand of God” inspired by Fellini, winning many film awards this year. [Update: This movie was different because it was in a different language and a different culture. Nudity, messages, and such a variety of characters on so many different layers that I find myself wondering what it was about. Still, it was a film director’s masterpiece and actually one based on the director’s memories of his own youth growing up in Naples, its obsession with their savior soccer star Maradona, and the coming of age of a young boy. I almost want to watch it again, but not sure if I will.]

Another recommendation of his, “Enlightenment Now” by Stephen Pinker, is a non-fiction book with great reviews such as: magnificent, uplifting and makes you want to rush to your laptop and close your Twitter account.” (The Economist). That makes me want to rush out and listen to the book on tape IF the library has it. [Update: Library has it!]

And now, without further ado and still pushing back pending posts about Korean Natural Farming, here is a wonderful version of Auld Lang Syne sung by Home Free: