Aunty da auto detailer

steel-woolOne rainy night, Aunty was driving to a company party dinner, and it was really difficult to see through the windshield even with the wipers going full blast.  The windshield de-fogger option on the AC was used, which didn’t do much because it was not the inside of the glass, but the outside that seemed to have an irregular haze on it that made driving at night a bit dangerous.

While at the dinner, Aunty mentioned it to Winfield in conversation, and he suggested using steel wool on the glass.

Really?  Doesn’t that sound scratchy and potentially damaging?  So Aunty google-searched, and sure enough, some of the professional auto detailers out there mentioned using finest grade steel wool, dry (important to use dry) on glass windshields and windows to clean off and clear up glass.

By now, Aunty figured out that it was the car wash wax that had left residue on her windshield, got out a pad of 0000 steel wool and started buffing off wax and grit on the front windshield.  It didn’t take long and soon the glass felt smooth and slippery.  The steel wool pad seemed to have gathered some wax on it after the easy job was over.  As an additional precaution, Aunty also wiped down the rubber wiper blades in case they also had wax on it.

A few days later, while driving home in the evening, it began to rain.  Goody!  Aunty turned on the wipers, and swish swish swish, they squeegeed the glass clean and clear, giving Aunty such a nice sense of accomplishment as her own auto detailer.

Next up is waxing the car by hand instead of taking the easy way out at McKinley Car Wash.

Hmmmm.  It has been awhile.  Aunty needs to think about that.

Instead of shoes…

pile of shoesSometimes Aunty has to brush the dirt off her shoulder, so this will be the beginning of “Auntyisms”.

Aunty cannot understand shoeaholics since her 2 pairs of Crocs are her go-to foot wear.  Crocs have the advantage of comfort, style, and long lasting durability.  The 3 year old black pair and 1 year old cheetah print pair will last forever and keep Aunty in style, iao (in Aunty’s opinion).

Joe (name change for anonymity), a daughter’s boyfriend, is in town. He is over 6 feet tall with shoes that look like bread loaves and in his first 2 days here, 5 pairs of his shoes are cluttered by the front door.  His plan for day 2 was to go shoe shopping.

Come to find out, he has the same fetish as Imelda Marcos – he is a shoeaholic – and he buys about 10 new pairs of shoes every year for his pleasure factor.  These are not cheap shoes – they are name brand athletic shoes or good quality shoes that are trendy.

Well, Aunty could not hold back.

“Joe…..”, says Aunty, “what will you have in 10 years if you buy 10 pairs of shoes a year?”

Aunty answered for Joe.  “You will have a hundred pairs of used shoes.”

Aunty’s Rich Dad, Poor Dad mentality had kicked into gear, and unwanted advice poured out in the form of a valuable lesson (iao) that the receiver doesn’t really want to learn.

“What would you have if you were to buy a silver or gold coin instead of a pair of shoes?”  Again, Aunty answered for Joe.  “In 10 years, you will have 100 silver or gold coins.”

The result of this conversation was that the pile of his big shoes disappeared for the rest of his visit and shopping bags were whisked out of sight before this opinionated Aunty would opine.

Imelda Marcos would not have heeded Aunty either, but then, Imelda Marcos could afford all those shoes as well as hoard gold – or so we have been led to suspect after the Marcos regime ended.

Of course, it is easier to preach than it is to practice.  It may take time to be able to actually see and believe in the benefits of investing/saving over spending, but slowly, over time, with commitment to one’s future, gold will win out over old shoes, don’tcha think?

 

Aunty is a wannabe de-clutteree

Each time an email arrives with clutter-free info, Aunty’s antennae perk up, and then wilts because most of the time it is the same tip – sort by Keep, Toss, Donate. Sounds easy and makes sense, but it is not simple enough to get Aunty moving in the neatness direction.

A recent email from Trulia.com/blog (good for home search/info, and has evolved into something like Better Homes and Gardens) was about the “Reverse Hanger Trick and 9 more de-cluttering tricks”.  Aunty checked it out.

These were pretty good tricks!  The reverse hanger trick involves turning the hangers of ALL your hanging clothes backwards, with the open end facing forward.  During the ensuing 6 months, if you use a piece or outfit from the hanger, when it is returned to the closet rack, switch the hanger to face in the usual way (open end of hanger towards the back).  The theory of this is that the clothes that you haven’t worn in 6 months will probably never be worn, so get rid of the ones that still are hanging on backwards hangers.  Okay, that is rather harsh for Aunty, but since it won’t be hard to reverse hangers, it is worth a try.

A tip from Martha Stewart was actually quite brilliant.  After folding a set of sheets, tuck the top and bottom sheet into its matching pillowcase so you have the entire set neat and together.  Beats Aunty’s system of finding the bottom sheet from a pile of bottom sheets and then giving up on finding matching top sheets and/or pillow cases that are in their own separate piles.

A mobile office cart may be too big, but having a mobile office unit might keep Aunty’s many jumbles of pens, staples, scissors, paper clips, etc. under control.  Currently, it is like there are many areas that have these supplies that constantly get lost resulting in a birth explosion of more areas of supplies that get lost.  Hmmm.  Maybe Aunty will tackle this one today by gathering each mini explosion of office items together in one big box and then figure out the mobile unit configuration.

Marie Kondo’s clothes folding tips were shown with short videos.  Aunty did fold her undies this way and it has been amazing and inspiring to see all panties smashed and folded together in half the space it took before!  Aunty first learned this folding tip from Kay of Musings, who is now my blog buddy.  Socks are next!

Please refer to the article for the other 5 tips which are also pretty cool.

Aunty is also SLOWLY reading Marie Kondo’s “the life-changing magic of tidying up” which is a perfect little (it really is a little book) guide for people that never learned how to tidy up.  Aunty will do a book report on it sometime soon.

Well, Aunty is now going to tackle her office supplies armed with new determination and a simple start to making life simpler.  I wonder who would want the excess office supplies.  Suggestions are welcome.

 

 

 

Near miss = lesson learned

eyeThis is not a picture to show Aunty’s lack of eyelashes, sparse eyebrow hairs, wrinkles, bags under eyes, or melasma splotches on face.

It is to show that little brown dot just above and the bigger dot just below Aunty’s eye as a warning to all of us to be careful.

Aunty wanted to cut down a piece of a laminate plank to be a barrier in the vegetable garden.  Instead of using a circular saw, Aunty used her Dremel with a thin rigid sandpaper looking cutting disc mounted on a mandrel.  The laminate plank was hard and difficult to cut and as the Dremel spun furiously to the point of smoking, Aunty felt a sharp shard fly toward her eye.  It was either her lightning quick reflexes or the hand of angels (I’d bet on angels) that resulted in Aunty’s squinting shut her eye just in time, or else the shard would have burned into her eye ball rather than landing on her eye bag.  It was painfully sharp and embedded in the skin, and it took a little while before Aunty could pluck it out because it was burning hot.

It looks so little (actually it is about 2 days old and the scab just peeled off) but Aunty felt very lucky.  Imagine if it had lodged IN her eye!?!

So, lesson learned – wear safety goggles or glasses when cutting, drilling, or hammering.  And thank your angels every day and night, for the near misses we realize, and for those that we didn’t even know that we missed.

Summer sun great for laundry tip

linensSince it has been so terribly hot and sunny recently, Aunty has been laying out linens, hankies, furoshikis (squares that are used to tie up parcels and gifts), unlined tote bags, and whatever other natural fiber item that are stained or discolored on the front lawn and having the intense sun bleach the stains away. It works like magic.

Mrs. Orpha Herrick was a favorite college professor. Not only did she teach a great course, she also was a class act in every way. I learned her trick and have used it often with great success.

To remove the yellow spots and discolorations from linens and cottons (natural fibers), spread the item on the grass in the sun, and water the fabric evenly. As the sun starts to dry the items, wet again.

spots on linen, sometimes called “rust spots”

brown spots on nice linen doily

brown spots on nice linen doily

Do this several times during the day until the stains disappear, and your linens and cottons look whiter than they ever did!

Ta daaaahh! Sun bleached beautiful clean linens!

If it is windy, use clean rocks or weights to hold down corners. Remove from the grass before the sun goes down and lay out again the next morning if the stains need more time to disappear. Handle only when dry. Keep your dogs off unless you want dog paw prints as a pattern – Aunty learned this the hard way. Paw print are not removable with this method.

Crocheted doilies and cloths are great candidates for this method since they do not wash well. However, the dyes that are used in the natural looking crochet threads do tend to also bleach out, so a brownish ecru piece will lose its brown-ness and become almost white.

Graduation party favors

caps 3Aunty was stuck while cleaning up.  Some things were hard to throw out or give away.

One of these things was this cute party favor from a graduation party that we went to a few years ago.  It was such a good idea, very simple, very graduation-y, and so it was kept in order to share the idea with some mother putting on a party for her child’s graduation one of these days.

It is made with disposable plastic dixie cups with lids.  Squares of colored cardstock are attached to the lid with round head paper fasteners with miniature tassels.  The cups are filled with mints or candy.  When the lids are attached, they look like cute little graduation caps!

Hope y’all can use this.  Aunty is SO glad to post this because now it can finally be tossed out and the concept is saved. One down in the clean up, many more to go.

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Talk to strangers and get tipped

YunjiAunty likes to talk to strangers, especially when waiting in lines or when nothing is going on.

At Kozo Sushi Kahala, Aunty was next to KITV4’s strikingly beautiful news anchor, Yunji deNies.  Yunji was one of the MCs at the recent Cherry Blossom Festival Ball, so not only was she kinda famous, she was also kinda connected, if you understand local da kinds.

Anywho, Yunji was really nice and friendly, and she also shared a great tip with Aunty!  It is the Bishop Estate’s free  Malama app that gives discounts at many businesses that are located on Bishop Estate properties (i.e. LOTS of places such as most of the shopping centers and malls).  The neat thing about it is how it can pull up the discounts based on where you are geographically on the islands.  She whipped out her iPhone, and she got her sushi platter at Kozo for a special price!

It was so easy to download the Malama app.  If you have a hard time doing so, visit the helpful people at any Apple Store.  Update note:  This app freezes if you have the latest operating system on iPhones.  Aunty didn’t upgrade to the ios8 so her Malama app still works.  Hopefully the good folks at Kamehameha Schools fix this glitch in the near future.

Key elements of the Mālama Card iPhone Application:

  • GPS location and merchant map
    Users will have the ability to opt-in to sending GPS coordinates via their iPhone. Once a user opts-in, the application will use this GPS information to pull up a list of merchants and promotions nearest them.The application will display direction, north, south, east and west (N-S-E-W) and how far away the users are from each merchant in meters.We’ve also built in a merchant map screen that shows all Mālama Card merchants on a map along with the user’s current position. This enables the user to browse through all merchants in their area.
  • Virtual merchant and promotion list
    The Mālama Card iPhone application is an alternative method for viewing merchants and promotions available through the Mālama Card program.Giving users access to merchant and promotion lists will make it easier for potential customers to see the value of the Mālama Card program.
  • Virtual Merchant profile screen
    Each Mālama Card merchant has their very own profile screen in the Mälama Card iPhone application. The merchant profile screen displays contact information, address, web address and telephone number.Users can tap the merchant’s web address to view more information directly on their iPhone. Users can also tap the merchant’s phone number to launch the phone utility and send a call to the merchant.
  • Social media integration
    Users can connect to their Facebook and Twitter accounts to send status updates on savings and discounts from the Mālama Card iPhone application. Users can also send an e-mail message to their friends directly from the merchant profile screen.
  • Virtual Malama Card
    Once a user sees a discount they would like to take advantage of, they can tap the “Virtual Card” screen to launch an electronic version of the actual Mālama Card. Customers can show their iPhone to the merchant to redeem their discount or promotion.

All Mālama Card merchants are located on Kamehameha Schools’ commercial properties. These properties include Royal Hawaiian Center, Windward Mall, Pearlridge Center, Kahala Mall, Kapālama Shopping Center, as well as Waipahu, Waiakamilo, Kaka’ako, Keauhou, and Hawai’i Kai. Income from the school’s commercial leases fund KS’ campus and community outreach programs throughout the state.

Kamehameha Schools is a private, educational, charitable trust founded and endowed by the legacy of Princess Bernice Pauahi Bishop. Kamehameha Schools operates a statewide educational system enrolling more than 6,900 students of Hawaiian ancestry at K-12 campuses on O’ahu, Maui and Hawai’i and 31 preschool sites statewide. Approximately 37,500 additional Hawaiian learners are served each year through a range of other Kamehameha Schools’ outreach programs, community collaborations and financial aid opportunities in Hawai’i and across the continental United States.

Isn’t this a nifty app to have – save money at all kinds of places, all over Hawaii, for free?  Yunji got her Kozo Sushi Kahala discount on sushi platters right off the bat.  Next time, Aunty will too, as well as 10% off at one of Aunty’s favorite lunch places next door, Ba-Le (note update:  Ba-Le doesn’t honor the discount.  Oh well, it is still one of Aunty’s favorites – their beef stew is delicious as well as their tofu sandwich.)

Mahalo much, Yunji!  So glad to have a nice new niece!

Battery testing and a tip for storing them

battery storageFirst, the tip for storing batteries, learned from Alejandra of Alejandra.tv.  I got one of those craft organizers from City Mill and stuck all those loose batteries that were rolling around on my shelf after the Costco mammoth packs were opened up and batteries would spill out in freedom.

Works pretty good, though I am not sure if the ends should be all facing the same way so I put the more plentiful smaller sized ones (AAA) in a small plastic bag in order to control them.

When moving this battery case around, it is better to hold the case level instead of carrying it like a suitcase – less rolling and moving in the compartments.

Aunty really likes this storage solution.  It was a great way to grab up all those potentially good batteries that were hanging/hiding out in the closet that I hated to open.  However, some of those batteries didn’t look so good, and one even was dated 2011(!), but the Chang in me (sorry for the ethnic slur, but my friend Chang would understand) couldn’t just toss them out – what if they were still okay?

Musings is a blog that is written and maintained by a former school teacher named Kay.  I don’t even know her but I love to visit and eavesdrop.  One of her posts referred to a YouTube video about battery testing without any tools.  The video is below.  I did the test on the big batteries in my case – those D size ones, thinking that they were too big to fall.  Unfortunately, or maybe it was fortunate, they aren’t too big to fail, and fall they did.  Parting with potentially good batteries would have been tough.  Parting with junk ones is easy.  Mahalo for the tip, Kay!

Update:  Bill Harvey is one of the smartest people Aunty knows.  Bill emailed Aunty with an additional tip to test those 9 volt batteries where both terminals are on the same end.  Touch your tongue to the terminals and if there is a slight tingle, then it’s still good.  Aunty hasn’t tried that one yet – maybe one of these days when she needs a little excitement.  Also, even if some of the batteries fail the falling test, they may still have enough of a charge left to work, just not at full capacity.  Mahalo for the tip, Bill!

Update on update:  Aunty found a 9 volt battery lying around and did the tongue testing.  Wooohooo!  Tongue got a yowza of a tingle.  Then, the battery started getting quite hot, so Aunty tossed it in the outside trash can in case it decided to blow.  It was a bit too exciting for Aunty.

 

 

How to peel lots of garlic – fast!

Thanks to Amy Lynn Andrews’ Saveur link, here’s how to peel a whole head of garlic, super fast!  This is a great tip for those times when you need a LOT of garlic, as in the Garlic Mayo Grilled Shrimp recipe.

In case you cannot view this video, food editor Todd Coleman smashes a whole head of garlic with the palm of his hand (some garlic cloves fly around), then he puts all of the cloves into a large stainless bowl, covers it with an identical bowl (it looks like a ball), and shakes it hard for a few seconds.  Voila!  Peeled garlic!

How to Peel a Head of Garlic in Less Than 10 Seconds from SAVEUR.com on Vimeo.

Aunty’s back with $30 more in her pocket, kinda.

welcome to VegasAunty just got back from a 4 day trip to Vegas – mostly to learn techniques and projects from the best of the best in the polymer clay world at the 10th annual Clay Carnival headed by my buddy Donna Kato.  It was so wonderful to see old friends there and meet new ones, and get to play with clay!!

Aunty combined this trip with business – attending a Nerium Real Results Party hosted by Teuila in her beautiful new home and meeting up with Martin Fajardo, the premiere bestest real estate and property manager in Las Vegas.  [note:  this trip was a tax writeoff, the entire airfare and hotel bill because crafting, Nerium, and real estate are Aunty’s business ventures.]

Although this was a busyness trip, Aunty had 3 opportunities to donate money in Vegas, i.e. gamble.

Aunty’s Lessons about Gambling

The first opportunity was at the Main Street Casino in Downtown Las Vegas.  Aces with No Faces is a 25¢ machine that pays you for aces if you don’t have any picture cards in the dealt hand, and also for poker hands after you change and draw cards.  I bugged Donna about it and she plopped in $50, lost about $3, and decided to cash out.

The problem with this machine is that it cashes out with quarters dropping out into a trough – cling, clang, bang, bang! until all 185 quarters were dispensed, and we scooped them up into a plastic bucket.  I gave Donna $47 for the contents of her bucket and told her I would play on her machine.  After all,  I was the one who raved about it and insisted she play.

The lesson of Sitting

Aunty sat and put in one quarter and pushed spin, another quarter and pushed spin, very very occasionally winning a quarter, sometimes winning a few credits, but nothing big was happening.  Meanwhile the nice formerly-from-Kauai lady next to me was getting 4 of a kinds and scratch cards, and the one on the other side of me was getting 4 of a kinds and some triple aces with no faces and I was getting a bit hu-hu (steamed) because not much was happening for me on “my” machine.

My new found neighboring machine friend told me that I have to play max bet, which is 5 quarters, so I started doing that, but still, only dinky hands with a few aces.  Playing max bets might mean you get bigger payoffs but it also means your money doesn’t last as long, so after about an hour or two of plopping in quarters and using up the measly credits that I had acquired, I stood up and talked story with my machine neighbor because I was wiped out and lost my entire $47.

One man swoops in, sits on “my” chair and “ka-ching, ka-ching”, starts winning with 4 of a kinds and some aces without faces in a matter of minutes!  “Eh!”, I said, “I warmed that machine up for you!”

You know, that buggah never even say thanks.  How rude.

So, the lesson Aunty learned is to sit little bit longer on a machine if it didn’t pay out, or else, just cash in the bucket of quarters.

No craps

After that, Aunty didn’t feel so good and wasn’t in the mood for craps.  Our party headed back to The Quad – the revamped old Imperial Palace on the Strip where we were staying, and Aunty found a nice Pai Gow table.

Lesson of the Candy

Pai Gow is Aunty’s favorite table game.  It is played with 7 dealt cards and you make 2 hands, one with 2 cards, and the other with 5 cards.  The dealer also has 7 cards and plays 2 hands.  The goal of the game is to beat both of the dealer’s hands for a winning payoff, or at least one of them for a push, or tie.  The bonus bet will payoff if you have a triples or better hand regardless of how well or poorly you did against the dealer.

Unlike Black Jack (apologies to Black Jack players), Pai Gow people are usually a friendlier bunch because we all have a more communal wish that the dealer has Pai Gow – both hands being poor – no pairs, nothing but a bunch of cards that can only boast of a high card.  Players’s actions do not affect the outcome of anyone else’s chances.  The dealer is our common enemy.  Our neighbors on the table become fellow supporters and cheer leaders.

Power in little gifts

Aunty always brings Hawaiian goodies in the form of little packages of macadamia nuts in bars or smaller snack packs.  Aunty passed everyone on the Pai Gow table a pack of pistachio crunch (ono!), including the dealer.  Aunty lost the first few games, and was going to leave the table but there was a dealer change.  The new dealer saw the pistachio crunch package in the departing dealer’s hand and said that she wanted one too.

“Only if you are good to us” is what we told her.

And you know what?  She dealt us rather decent hands, and a pack of pistachio nuts was tossed to her.  Every few deals, when we needed boosting, another pack of pistachio would be tossed to her.  We struck a deal that if everyone lost on the table (kinda rare), then she would have to give a pack back.  This only happened twice.

Meanwhile, my neighbors were winning pretty good hands and I had some decent ones, but not terrific.

That’s when Aunty brought out the bomb – Hawaiian Host chocolate macadamia nut 2 piece packs that Costco sells.  “Really good hands, please!” and a toss to the dealer, who by now had a pile of pistachio nut packs and a few chips for tips.

“Ka Pow!”  Aunty had 2 sets of 3 of a kind, which meant winning the bonus spot and beating the dealer very easily.  This happened again, the very next hand!  Everyone else was also getting pretty good hands and won too!  By the end of the hour (Aunty had to leave since classes began early the next day), Aunty had made back her losses, and even after tips and drink tips, left the table breaking even, making up for the earlier losses.  The dealer was very happy with a pile of goodies.

The lesson here is to purposefully give candy to the dealer and make friends with your neighbors.  It creates a synergy of something bordering love, and brings out winning blessings for everyone.

The lesson of taking the small victory

The flight back to Honolulu was delayed, and it was really boring waiting at the gates, so Aunty sat at a Wheel of Fortune 25¢ machine, put in $20, and played for a little while, alternating single credit bets with max bets.  Pay attention to what the max bet is on the machines – some were 5 credits, and some were 3.  Better to play the machines that have 3 credit max (Aunty found out the fast way to lose is 5 credit machines).

The loudest machine in the place is the Wheel of Fortune machine because when you earn the right to spin the wheel, it sounds like a big bunch of people are shouting, “WHEEL….. OF……. FORTUNE!!!”,  the wheel turns and the clicker clicks until it stops on a number, the bigger the number the better because that is how many credits you will get.  After one of those, Aunty was winning, and cashed out her big $38 ticket!

However, that was not a rounded off number, so Aunty got brave and now that $20 had turned into $38, the $1 Wheel of Fortune machine was played.  After a few spins (alternating between single credit and max credit bets because Aunty is a bit chicken), Aunty got another chance to spin the “WHEEL……OF……..FORTUNE!!!”   Then, Aunty cashed out $50, so the final outcome of the trip was a very sweet $30 ($50 win – $20 initial buy in).  Could Aunty have won more playing the $1 machine since Aunty now had more ammo?  Perhaps, perhaps, but I will never know.

The lesson here is, be happy with small victories.  They are twice as nice as a small loss.

As always, the best part of any trip is coming home and sleeping on our own bed.  Funny though, how I can still hear people shouting, “WHEEL…..OF…….FORTUNE!!!”  It is pleasantly haunting, kinda.

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